how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
this is gospel
for the vagabonds
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
"irrelevant male rapper"
"ft nicki minaj"
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat